Really? Go buy a fucking president. I’m not kidding. Cause if you can’t, your “theoretical” money is literally able to but things you’d be killed for suggesting.

So fuck you. Fuck you for defending the fact that thousands of kids are going to start starving to death so this soulless cockwart can LITERALLY take that money away from the parents. Fuck you for defending using resources that should keep Americans alive to kill babies in countries I’ll never see.

Fuck you for wanting to be one of them.

So the borrowed money that came from nowhere isn’t real because they did enough sleight of hand that the literally real bank balance doesn’t actually exist because it isn’t real money.

Got it!!

Yes we’re beta testing this feature but we pinky promise, swearsies that we’re never going to actually use it even though we’re beta testing it to make sure it works.

Oh, so dead internet is, in fact, the plan. Wonderful.

Anyone else immediately think of the intro to Short Circuit?

You fucking wish, loser

Your defense is a YouTube link? Fucking seriously??

Shut up

I just translate AI to Anti-Intelligence. 😎

I doubt it. There’s a lot of money in surveillance capitalism and I don’t buy for a minute that Apple are too good to do that or any stupid excuses.