Linux

Try ReVanced.

Clearly this is Commodore

Boosteroid? Yes, it’s great.

Amazon Luna? No, it’s a joke.

As for renting a whole machine, unnecessary unless you need a server.

Even better, thanks.

Hope they dumped their shit on the dark web

Get Boosteroid instead, even has a winter deal on price at the moment.

Based

https://github.com/Raphire/Win11Debloat

This should do the trick, iirc.

Either just remove the slop and telemetry or switch, no big deal or hassle either way.