Dude is fucked, but I’m rooting for him all the same.
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Mastodon: @HipsterSkeleton@dotgr.id
Dude is fucked, but I’m rooting for him all the same.
They’d sue you for playing their games on their hardware if they could
now im thirsty for some good tea
ancient alchemists popping off in their graves rn
It’s impossible for me to make money without robbing a bank, please let me do that parliament it would be so funny
New law, everyone must be nice to me :(
best we have right now is a robo dog with a flamethrower.
This sucks, because smartphones could be such fantastic tools in a classroom. Not that I’m under the illusion that they’re being used in any sort of productive way (or even would be), I was once a kid scrolling through shitposts and memes in class. But having all of the textbooks in one place, the ability to record lectures and whiteboards for later review, and automated schedule management would’ve definitely made my high school education a lot smoother.
what the fuck i don’t even own a dishwasher, why did i watch all of this
this is ok. minetest was an awful name.
for those of you without the patience to read a blogpost, the new name’s actually a bit of wordplay.