OhStopYellingAtMe

That is due to the fact that Reddit - and I can’t stress this next part enough - sucks.

This sounds like the intro to a bad post-apocalypse sci-fi movie.

Made Another Grift Again

Keep a fire extinguisher nearby! ;-)

It was just a joke, ffs.

Samsung devices & appliances are notoriously prone to catastrophic failure - as a matter of fact, I actually had a Samsung TV melt itself - which turns out is a common issue (Google “Samsung tv melting corner”).

Then there’s the Samsung battery fire issues, Samsung refrigerator safety lawsuits, etc.

…and will probably explode.

That’s not an ad. It’s the App Store storefront. You have the App Store as a widget in standby mode. It did that because you may have recently used App Store.

All you have to do is hold your finger on it until you get into edit mode, and then tap the minus sign to remove it. More info here:

https://www.macrumors.com/how-to/use-standby-mode-iphone/