The 18-26 year olds just signed over our country to billionaire fascists. I had hopes for them, but they are collectively idiots. Born into late stage capitalism, spent their formative years growing up in the Age of Hate, and actively chugged down propaganda via YouTube and all social media.

No, we are not.

Black mirror robo-murder-dogs coming soon.

It was written by AI probably, so it wants us to not believe what it’s learning to do is very good. Just ignore it, human.

B movie?

The kind that SCOTUS will use to destroy the labor movement?

Yeah. Stuff like this, work in medical treatments and new drugs, I’m on board.

Using it to replace human workers or steal their hard work to train them?

Fuck you sideways with a cactus, you corporate fucks.

Where are my balls, Summer?

Welp, backdoor to the CCP on the horizon, boys.

Do you have AT&T?

Apparently, those assholes didn’t stipulate signatures for the phones. I had one today and waited for the lady to answer her door. Stupid bastards.

We UPS drivers at least get signatures for the damn things. Who would have thought the delivery drivers getting paid shitty wages would be working with thieves to augment their wages lmao

Carrier pigeon.

Dude. You either escape now or get sent to the front.

They are losing almost 1300 a day and your mom won’t get her stipend of potato because they leave you in a ditch to bleed out after taking your boots, comrade.

Is this for Windows 11?

My windows XP laptop is good right?

Here you go. Right guy.

I knew it was the wrong Sherman, but in the case of Google, I’d want the Total War Scorched Earth type.

Yeah. I just remembered from history class that he had given them a message saying basically “Surrender or I lay unholy seige apon the city and you either die by being blown up or starve to death.” and the name sounded good, lol. He did end up with the key to the city! Good old Sherman. Liked to laugh, sing, set fire to homes, sometimes with people in them, good old total war guy.

And his idea of The Grind^^® is snorting ketamine and offering ponies to stewardess to get them to fuck him.

Do it! Then, do every single major conglomerate they’ve allowed to form over the last 30 years

Because all the US media is run by wealthy Republicans.