Third swimming pool? Get out of here, you peasant.

What about a really big kite?

How about phone as terminal for home pc.

Urns!

“Mistakes”.

Cue Ron Howard voiceover.

Cigarettes are healthy!

I feel this is probably an unfair portrayal of Ronnie o’sullivan.

Feet first?

Fucking lol.

Oh no.

Fucking thing probably hypnotises you with quotes from der fuckwit while you sleep.

The “desk companion,” which currently uses xAI’s Grok AI technology, can be reserved online.

Oh Dear.