They ought to release a new phone every six months so morons keep buying them and my stocks continue to soar.

I hate Elon. There is no grey area in that statement.

As much as I hate Elon, self-driving cars are the future and will be way safer than some idiot behind the wheel

Surprised they’re not asking for peoples’ firstborns.

Who else doesn’t see ads in Gmail? I never have and have been using it since its inception.

Removed by mod

Too much work. Mine away!

Analytics Engineer

Created by deletor

Snow Crash is one of my favorite books.

“IT guys”? Chrome has a 66% market share globally.

AMD

SFF?

It’s called “dark process” and is utilized by so many companies these days.

Fuck the corpos!!!

I use Keepass. Free, secure, great.

Only 58 more years to launch.

LAPD is recommending cutting back shrubbery and coordinating with neighbors for extended leave… As a Los Angeles native, neither of these things happen. After all, high walls make for good neighbors.

If only other non-podunk countries would follow suit.

You don’t know. Full stop.