I mean he is leveraging his Tesla stock

Import it into access(Satan whispers quietly into you ear)

7 months, crawling and standing they can’t be left alone for more than a few seconds or they will pull themselves up and fall.

Nope, no tv, no phone, no tablet

I do have a young child, and where does op state they are a single parent. Yes throwing screens in front of kids is the easiest way for you to ignore them and do what you have to do, but it’s not recommended and it’s bad for their development.

Your poor kid

Well maybe don’t post about how your kid crys when they can’t watch TV. And maybe you should have solicited advice from your pediatrician.

Have you tried reading to your kid instead

There was a while in 2019(I think) when all the office talk(software firm) was crypto then it just stopped it was glorious.

Found the boot licker