OpenSuck™

You’re gonna feel real silly when you look around and see the rest of us all squeezing our new refrigerators to keep our groceries cold.

It’s a disaster of biblical proportions. Old Testament. Real wrath of God type stuff. Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes… The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… MASS HYSTERIA!

They’re gonna want something in exchange for UBI. Maybe we all have to give blood for their anti-aging research, or sleep in beds that harvest our body heat. Something.

Just like every other AI application they’ve come up with for end users, I cannot fathom how the AI aspect would be preferable to purpose-made code that does one thing without having to “think” about it.

How does the introduction of an “agent” who “might make mistakes” improve my user experience with… Literally anything?

Same basic technology as Hotdog or Not Hotdog.

Same for text gen “writers” and image gen “artists” and audio gen “musicians.”

It’s a shortcut to creating a product that, in their uninitiated mind, is viable.

Is this just another vehicle for persecuting rubes?

If by “rubes” you mean any individuals that this administration views as political enemies, then yeah, I think you nailed it.

There’s already a well-documented method to take these out:

List of Starlink and Starshield Launches - Wikipedia

~10,000 Satellites currently orbiting right now, and that’s just Starlink.

Check out the list of launches under “Falcon 9 Launches > Starlink Launches.” It’s every other day now (sometimes consecutive days) that they launch another rocket, and each payload is carrying 20 to 60 satellites.

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Just let the AI have a teensy weensy peek at all of your emails, guys, it’s just an itsy bitsy little peek, what’s the big deal, why don’t you trust us??

Computer, how many R’s in “thank you?”

This’ll turn out great, for sure.

I know I’m not supposed to attribute to malice that which could be attributed to stupidity, but sometimes I think the legislators’ ignorance is actually a front, and their real goal is just even more surveillance.

Jury’s out on the “fast” part

Technology has so greatly and so significantly outpaced the law for so long now, that we may never recover from unregulated tech bro shit from my youth, and now that I’m old enough to have school aged kids, it has only gotten exponentially worse.

• “AI school?” A technological horror beyond comprehension
• “65k annual tuition?” For ChatGPT school? ChatGPT is FREE, you freakazoids
• “Our little Xyler graduated AI kindergarten with a 5.0 GPA and a Doctorate in brain surgery?” Please let there be a god and let him be vengeful I need to know that there will someday be an end to all this

Sure, they can afford a luxury foreign automobile, but one particular drill bit? We’re not made of money!

Welcome to discourse in a post-truth society. Reality doesn’t matter anymore; news agencies can just make shit up, and even the comments on the fake articles are fake.

Rail against it, until it’s the only thing you ever do. A single bot can still post a thousand times more, and on a thousand different accounts, and on a thousand different platforms. Just one of them can formulate fake ideas and then fake arguments with itself that enfold like a fractal, and there is an effectively infinite number of them.

Kessler Syndrome is happening before our very eyes, only on a much more local scale.

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Right? This article is so full of shit, there’s hardly room left for anything else. It’s like they only collected soundbites from the employees who are furthest from any actual development role…

It’s only had 1 false alert in the last year and that was caused by a spiderweb on the camera.

Make sure you fill out a bug report.