Global find out phase sounds good to me. We shouldn’t be inflicted on the rest of the universe, recent events make that abundantly clear.

I want to launch a satellite that eats other satellites and poops out figurines of little hands flipping off so the whole night sky can be a giant fuck you to these morons.

You’re probably the same kind of user who has a fit when someone looks at their overview too. I’m just going to block you now.

The case against Smith highlights a growing problem for the music industry that had largely recovered from the Napster music piracy era of the early 2000s only to be faced with an AI-based threat to revenue from music streaming platforms such as Amazon Music, Apple Music, Spotify and YouTube Music.

This is supposed to make me feel sympathetic to the multi billion dollar corporations? Fuck all the way off with that shit.

What in the fascist fuck are you talking about

So we aren’t supposed to talk about or react to said bad decisions? Come on.

And they usually don’t get pushed through when discussion is just starting.

Your comment is nonsense.

That isn’t really the point. All this nonsense happened without community discussion beforehand.

People fell for that line in the 1940s, at that time it had some effect too. It’s total bullshit in 2026.

Their stupidity truly is boundless.

That explains that one episode of Rick and Morty tho

Breaking your Linux install is a rite of passage. Congratulations.

And now the people he owes will never be broke. They’ll always have that money coming “some day”.

We can sell tickets for people to take turns pushing. A dollar per participant sounds reasonable to me.

Shooting a large rocket full of tech bros directly in to the sun will have a similar effect.

Integrating AI where it’s most meaningful, with craft and focus: You will see us be more intentional about how and where Copilot integrates across Windows, focusing on experiences that are genuinely useful and well‑crafted. As part of this, we are reducing unnecessary Copilot entry points, starting with apps like Snipping Tool, Photos, Widgets and Notepad.

OK but who thought that was a good idea in the first place and are they seeking employment elsewhere? It was and is incredibly stupid.

Reducing disruption from Windows Updates: Receiving updates should be predictable and easy to plan around, so we’re giving you more control. This includes the ability to skip updates during device setup to get to the desktop faster, restart or shut down without installing updates and pause updates for longer when needed, all while reducing update noise with fewer automatic restarts and notifications.

These are basic things that should have been there decades ago.

Thank you for holding us to a high standard. Windows is as much yours as it is ours

I’ll expect my dividend check posthaste.

That’s a lot of work just to install a Windows virus.