Edited. Good call.

I got you, fam(ily). It has a real smooth, simple ring to it. ;)

Temu: contribute to the irreversible heat death of your own planet just to save some money on useless, piss poor quality trinkets created out of cancer-causing, hazardous materials using slave labor coupled with unfair market practices that are then shipped thousands of miles over the oceans using the world’s worst polluting container ships… like a billionaire.

That should be their slogan.

edit: added slave labor, unfair market practices edit: added hazmat