We need all the boomers in Capitol Senior Care Home to vacate first

I’m sad that a lot of people couldn’t perceive the mastodon in the room.

All according to keikaku.

[TL note: keikaku means plan]

I thought the staggered contacts engage with similarly staggered pins on the other side of the card?? 🤔

Literally doubling down lmao

Aaron Schwartz didn’t die for this.

Spez is tracing Elon’s steps with X really closely.

Also fuck spez.