What’s that in freedom units?

“What was Windows even doing for us?”

Providing minimal malware protection while being actual malware?

Check it out, I’m a masshole! *toot*

Pluck it out!

Oh. Well, if we’re gonna use facts in this argument…

Bring back the Nova and sell a bundle of some steel wool, rubber bands, and used 9v batteries. Package it all in a cookies tin.

Sell it as a direct competitor to the CyberTruck with all the same features and promises including towing a 911 faster than a 911.

I removed Recall just fine and now my Windows environment is Linux

I asked Google why search engines are so bad now and its AI summaries its own deficiencies quite well:

Some say search engines have declined in quality due to a number of factors, including:

Search engine optimization (SEO) spam A wave of SEO spam has contributed to the decline in search result quality.

Affiliate marketing Affiliate link sites contribute to the low-quality content that floods the internet.

AI-generated content New technology can quickly produce low-quality content.

Marketing Search results are filled with marketing and links that may not be relevant to the query.

Recommender algorithms Some say the algorithm that recommends content is a mess. For example, someone might be recommended alt-right content after watching a click-bait video.

Ads Google’s biggest business is advertising, and it’s inserting more ads into its products to make more money.

Some say it’s harder to find specific information these days, and that search operators are often needed to filter search results.

I wouldn’t trust Musk for anything!

Not for a million dollars, not for a Brazilian dollars, not even for a trillion dollars!

I’m Soviet Russia, don’t fix broke you!

Giuliani is still confused why Trump likes looking into the shiny blank glass. Also why garlic makes him bleed

Have you ever met a toddler? Try doing peekaboo 4 times with a 3-year-old and then tell them you’re bored. Unless you’re willing to deal with screams for 16 hours, you’re only about 996 peekaboos away from a satisfied toddler.

Locking an iphone for only 10 years sounds like a toddler with a short attention span.

How do they even afford to eat???

And when you do die, you won’t see it coming!

I really don’t wanna upvote this, but I can’t not

I already didn’t!

Engineer: I created new technology that can make us rich beyond our wildest dreams because of the number of people it’ll benefit!

Billionaires: Let’s tweak that a little. I’d rather decide who has to be poor

Don’t say “no” just because it hasn’t worked yet!

Be bold! Be daring!

Stomp on a CEO’s crotch!

Define “unqualified.”

Like, unqualified to even build a see-saw for a public playground? Agreed

Unqualified to work for Boeing? Highly debatable at this point

Can we please instate a corporate death penalty? And some sort of persona non grata for executives who contributed to the condemnable behavior?

Also, new rule: if the sum of pay and benefits for a company’s C-suite and stock buybacks is greater than the sum of the pay for your non-contractor employees then all the stocks bought back must be transferred to your employees and contractors.