• werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Hello 911, what seems to be the problem?..1 of 3"like a good neighbor State farm is there!" 2 of 3 “like a good neighbor State farm is there!” 3 of 3 “every day, kids from Africa like Mary here go without food or water so they can’t feed their dog any, would you please donate $5 to Save their dogs foundation? Every dollar that comes in brings good nutritional meals for the dogs like Chicken, beef, etc, food that they would never otherwise be able to get due to their owners poverty level. So c’mon and donate, you will get this shiny 'I saved a dog’s 🖊️ pen!.. ma’am, yeah, I was just in an accident! Can you please send an ambulance, my leg is broken and I’m bleeding fas… So cmon and get your pen now! Give us a call at 1800 ‘I want to save a dog!’… Okay the ambulance is on its way, could you please tell us the intersection?, Madison and…oh I didn’t quite catch that…1 of 7 " have you or a loved one been invited to a gay gangbang lately and developed enlarged anus? Well the law offices of Lark and Co can help you get what you deserve!”…madis…2 of 7…" Squirt! The fresh market!"