Yeah we got those. You come back from work or a late road trip, maybe listening to quiet jazz to temper things down, suddenly at the pump this over powering buzzing noise “the all new slushy! Get them today! It’s inside! One free on every 50 fill ups! See inside for details!”.
Same sentiment. I hope this patent rots so deep in their patent system that the hard drives turn to dust.
Me: I’ll just need a screwdriver and a hammer to chisel that shit off the motherboard from the radio 📻…
Ford: actually it’s an integral part of the fuel pump, the fuel injection timing system, the breaking system and the battery BMS system…and the head light controller…it’s in all vital systems!
Me: check out my all new Honda!
The republicans would love this technology but they’re to busy trying to figure out how to turn on their TV. What’s the wire thing in the back of it supposed to do? What about the little black brick with letters on it? It doesn’t even say anything useful like WTF is 123? 456? 789? I get it seven ate nine! It gets this one, its funny 🤣! Anyway it will take some time before the republicans could make use of tech like that… unless evil people help them.
Yes please tell us who the real people are! We AI companies can’t tell anymore since we are polluting the http waters.
Black tape project? No! 😞 I wanna see them jiggling!
Body paint!
Breastfeeding!
See thru hauling!
Wet vs dry!
African tribes topless
Go search these terms while not signed in. 😂.
No, no! To prevent these shootings it’s obvious that removing every kid’s trigger finger is the best solution. First we need companies to emerge that can receive these fingers and keep them alive and healthy until the kids are 21 years of age. We should also remove their penises. Sure we could teach sexual health but that’s not something you want in school! Plus just imagine all the money 💰💰🤑🤑 to be made during the removal and reattachment procedures!!! There could be re-attachment ceremonies! And they’re kids so you’re bound to end up with extra fingers in case the 4th of July goes wrong or because the 4th of July went really wrong. And you can choose the orientation! Forget opposing thumbs! That was between us and the animals! Imagine opposing pointing fingers! What couldn’t you do! What couldn’t you do indeed!
I think you might want to do a little digging in your undergrad science books:
The units of electrical conductivity are measured in siemens per meter (S/m). Here’s the electrical conductivity of a few metals:
Stainless Steel: 1.0 - 1.5 × 10^6 S/m
Aluminum: 3.77 × 10^7 S/m
Copper: 5.96 × 10^7 S/m
Gold: 4.52 × 10^7 S/m
Silver: 6.30 × 10^7 S/m
In this list silver has the highest conductivity, and stainless steel the lowest conductivity.
I’m gonna blow everyone’s mind… I have my Linux system in a relatively small 4gb drive, and my home in a 4Tb drive. I mount my 4tb drive to /home/me as someone already said.
If my SSD for my OS takes a shit as people say, all you do is install it again, change fstab to swap the home directory and you’re back in business like nothing happened. That’s like 10 minutes install time on a good SSD these days. The other guy who mentioned this, didn’t point this out. The idea of separating my home folder into its own drive didn’t occur to me for years and years of using Linux. Every wrong update I was there copying home like a total windows 11 noob. I also install my extra drives and shares on /mnt, that’s standard.
The all new Fard Shitsta will reverse camera software supported for 10 whole years!
10 years later…
Well, it doesn’t run anymore, fine you can have it for 20 bucks.
Yeah you can choose to just give up before getting suddenly delivered to the 360 degrees surrounding you in every direction.
The all new sudafeb…like Sudafed but with a D at the end because they’re chemically the same just with a D at the end.
Nitro Clorox Queen 👑! For your COVID! It’s better than over the counter hydrocloroqueen!
Hello 911, what seems to be the problem?..1 of 3"like a good neighbor State farm is there!" 2 of 3 “like a good neighbor State farm is there!” 3 of 3 “every day, kids from Africa like Mary here go without food or water so they can’t feed their dog any, would you please donate $5 to Save their dogs foundation? Every dollar that comes in brings good nutritional meals for the dogs like Chicken, beef, etc, food that they would never otherwise be able to get due to their owners poverty level. So c’mon and donate, you will get this shiny 'I saved a dog’s 🖊️ pen!.. ma’am, yeah, I was just in an accident! Can you please send an ambulance, my leg is broken and I’m bleeding fas… So cmon and get your pen now! Give us a call at 1800 ‘I want to save a dog!’… Okay the ambulance is on its way, could you please tell us the intersection?, Madison and…oh I didn’t quite catch that…1 of 7 " have you or a loved one been invited to a gay gangbang lately and developed enlarged anus? Well the law offices of Lark and Co can help you get what you deserve!”…madis…2 of 7…" Squirt! The fresh market!"
Better yet! Train an AI to re-write the books into brand new books and let us read, review the content, add notes etc so that the AI can refresh the books if we find errors.
Kick the private collections to the curb! Teeth in like in American History X.
Welcome to 1000 years ago park! 🏞️ We got 🐘 🦥 but bigger!
The all new Downy fabreeze! Bam! 💥💥💥💥💥🤣.
Bleeding to death while Listening to a fabreeze commercial.
Just take the 1 door free option.
Big ass roof screen that goes "psst! Hey! Look! New coke is here!"😄
You the man! Man!